Last Chance Inn, Calamity Gulch

Play #: 8052
Pages: 60 pgs
Cast: 4 m , 10 w

Ma and Pa Culpepper are in danger of losing their livelihood - the Last Chance Inn - to Horace Prickley, a representative from the loan offices of Gimme, Gimme & Gimme. In need of a son or son-in-law, the Culpeppers scheme to adopt and marry off pretty (but clumsy) orphan-turned-waitress, Patience Sweetwater. The intended groom is the newly-appointed Sheriff Virgil St. Vigil, who makes the rounds with his deputy and trusted side-kick, Princess Prettyfoot. Prickley learns of the Culpeppers' plot and enlists the aid of the beautiful Sahara Hartburn to "distract" the Sheriff from Patience. This whimsical, fast-paced melodrama offers sight gags, puns and an array of comedic supporting characters, including the sharp-tongued Ivory Keyes at the piano; the elbow-bending Happy Bartender; the Culpeppers' frumpy daughter, Chastity; the woeful Widder Black; and three tipsy Temperance Ladies. As much fun for the actors as the audience.

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ANDALE HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
ANDALE, KS 3/22/2019
ST MARK LUTHERAN SCH 4 Performance(s)
STEELEVILLE, IL 3/16/2018
DESSERT GOLD RV RESORT 1 Performance(s)
SALOME, AZ 2/9/2018
FARMERSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
FARMERSVILLE, CA 5/20/2017
LAKES CLUBHOUSE THEATER 2 Performance(s)
LEESBURG, FL 2/19/2016
THEATRE GROUP 2 Performance(s)
SOMERSET, PA 11/20/2015
CULTURE SHOCK 3 Performance(s)
LEMBERG, SA 4/23/2015
GILLETTE COMMUNITY THEATRE 7 Performance(s)
GILLETTE, WY 6/20/2013
STRATHMORE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
PORTERVILLE, CA 5/1/2013
ROY JUNIOR HIGH 1 Performance(s)
ROY, UT 3/5/2013
NORTE VISTA HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CORONA, CA 2/8/2013
ST. MARY PARISH 3 Performance(s)
NORWALK, OH 11/9/2012
BISON HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
BISON, SD 3/22/2012
RIRIE HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
RIRIE, ID 2/27/2012
NORTH STANLY MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
NEW LONDON, NC 2/15/2012
CHILDREN ADULTS THEATRICAL S 3 Performance(s)
LUBBOCK, TX 7/21/2011
THEATRE GROUP 3 Performance(s)
NEW ULM, MN 3/6/2010
LYNDON HIGH SCHOOL FALL DRAMA 2 Performance(s)
LYNDON, KS 11/20/2008
THEATRE GROUP 2 Performance(s)
ARBOR VITAE, WI 10/10/2008
THEATRE GROUP 3 Performance(s)
PORT LUDLOW, WA 3/28/2008
CONESTOGA PUB SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
MURRAY, NE 3/14/2008
GUNNISON ARTS CENTER 6 Performance(s)
GUNNISON, CO 6/30/2006
THE LITTLE COMMUNITY THEATER 2 Performance(s)
WESTMINSTER, MD 11/18/2005
WAY OFF BROADWAY 7 Performance(s)
LAGO VISTA, TX 7/7/2005
PLATTE COUNTY PLAYERS 3 Performance(s)
WHEATLAND, WY 6/17/2005
GOODRIDGE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
GOODRIDGE, MN 4/28/2005
GALLATIN HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
GALLATIN, TN 4/26/2005
SHADE HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CAIRNBROOK, PA 3/18/2005
LEWISTON CIVIC THEATRE 2 Performance(s)
LEWISTON, ID 3/11/2005
YUMA HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
YUMA, CO 11/22/2004
STRASBURG HIGH SCH 1 Performance(s)
STRASBURG, ND 11/19/2004
PORT HOPE HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
PORT HOPE, MI 4/17/2004
SOUTHEAST-SALINE JR-SR HI SCH 1 Performance(s)
GYPSUM, KS 2/16/2004
WHEELERSBURG HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
WHEELERSBURG, OH 11/7/2003
RIVERSIDE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BASIN, WY 2/24/2003
BAMMEL MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
HOUSTON, TX 1/7/2003

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