Don't Rock the Boat (Musical)

Book By: Tim Kelly
Book By: Larry Nestor
Play #: 3401
Pages: 74 pgs
Cast: 11 m, 14 w, extras

Get out the "laugh" preservers for this rollicking musical that takes place on a wacky cruise ship. The ship is a converted gunboat manned by a crew of rejects from Maritime High School, a seasick engineer, an ambitious but very young captain, a gung-ho nurse, and a trio of girl singers who are passing themselves off as a famous show biz act. Everybody gets a chance to sing with the 10 rollicking, lyrical songs. The nervous crew sings, "There's a Hurricane Headed This Way" while the trio performs, "We Sing Loud, We Sing Clear." Among the loopy passengers, Honey Hotchkiss, a fabulous Hollywood star, and Miss Buford, her secretary, belt out, "Real Tears Ain't (Aren't) Easy," and a clumsy pair of thieves sing, "Nice Ice." The pirates perform the reggae song, "Doin' the Hula in Bamboola," while the non-stop jogger has a rap, "Big Feet Run in My Family." One simple set.

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GOODSOIL THEATRE GROUP 3 Performance(s)
GOODSOIL, CANADA 11/21/2024
BLACK BOX PLAYERS 3 Performance(s)
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA 8/12/2022
LIVINGSTON ACADEMY 2 Performance(s)
LIVINGSTON, TN 11/18/2021
ACT II THEATRE 3 Performance(s)
ADA, OK 6/13/2019
1 Performance(s)
HOLLADAY, UT 3/18/2019
LOGAN VIEW PUBLIC SCHOOLS 2 Performance(s)
HOOPER, NE 3/23/2018
ZEPICK MUSICK 8 Performance(s)
PONOKA, AB 3/7/2018
SUN PRAIRIE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
SUN PRAIRIE, WI 2/9/2018
STERLING MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
STERLING, CO 12/1/2017
CARROLL MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
FORT WAYNE, IN 11/17/2017
ZEPICK MUSICK 3 Performance(s)
PONOKA, AB 10/27/2017
CORTLAND JR.-SR. HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CORTLAND, NY 1/27/2017
JOHN F. KENNEDY MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
PLAINFIELD, IL 10/15/2016
MORRIS CENTRAL SCHOOLS 2 Performance(s)
MORRIS, NY 3/13/2015
WAUSAU SCHOOL DIET CENTRAL REC 2 Performance(s)
WAUSAU, WI 1/29/2015
DIAMOND HEAD THEATRE 1 Performance(s)
HONOLULU, HI 8/16/2014
JANITELL JR HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
FOUNTAIN, CO 5/16/2014
LITTLE WOLF HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
MANAWA, WI 5/10/2014
SIERRA MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
PARKER, CO 4/8/2014
CHAPEL HILL MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
DOUGLASVILLE, GA 3/22/2014
BEEMER COMMUNITY THEATER 3 Performance(s)
BEEMER , NE 2/21/2014
GRAND ISLAND HIGH SPOTLIGHTERS 4 Performance(s)
GRAND ISLAND , NY 11/7/2013
ST. PAUL LUTHERAN SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
LUXEMBURG, WI 4/6/2013
LANDSTOWN MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA 3/15/2013
HALEYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
HALEYVILLE, AL 11/15/2012
BATTLE LAKE PUBLIC SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
BATTLE LAKE, MN 5/19/2012
ANDREWS HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
ANDREWS, SC 3/15/2012
SANTEE SCHOOL DISTRICT 1 Performance(s)
LA MESA, CA 3/15/2012
WESLEY UNITED METHODIST 2 Performance(s)
SPRINGFIELD, MO 2/19/2011
ALMIRA COULEE HEARTLINE 2 Performance(s)
COULEE CITY, WA 1/15/2011
OSAKIS PUBLIC SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
OSAKIS, MN 10/22/2010
SANTEE SCHOOLS 1 Performance(s)
SANTEE, CA 5/15/2010
MANCOS SCHOOL DISTRICT 2 Performance(s)
MANCOS, CO 5/12/2010
BAIRD MIDDLE SCH 1 Performance(s)
LUDLOW, MA 5/7/2010
SABAL ELEMENTARY 2 Performance(s)
MELBOURNE, FL 5/4/2010
OLIVE BRANCH MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
OLIVE BRANCH, MS 4/23/2010
ED-CO FRIENDS OF THE ARTS 2 Performance(s)
EDGEWOOD, IA 3/26/2010
POWELL TWP SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
BIG BAY, MI 3/12/2010
SPALDING ACADEMY 2 Performance(s)
SPALDING, NE 10/29/2009
ACT II 4 Performance(s)
ADA, OK 7/19/2008
UPPER TOWNSHIP ELEMENTARY SCH 1 Performance(s)
MARMORA, NJ 6/28/2008
KAFFIE MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CORPUS CHRISTI, TX 5/23/2008
BETHEL TATE MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
BETHEL, OH 4/15/2008
NORTHPOINTE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
GRAND RAPIDS, MI 3/27/2008
PLAZA PARK MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
EVANSVILLE, IN 3/13/2008
ALLERTON BOOSTER CLUB 3 Performance(s)
ALLERTON, IA 3/5/2008
BEEKMANTOWN HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
W WEST CHAZY, NY 2/8/2008
LYME CENTRAL SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CHAUMONT, NY 11/14/2007
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LA MESA, CA 6/5/2007
WHITIN MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
UXBRIDGE, MA 6/4/2007
WHITIN MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
UXBRIDGE, MA 5/25/2007
KING OF GRACE LUTHERAN SCHL 2 Performance(s)
GOLDEN VALLEY, MN 5/25/2007
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DEEPHAVEN, MN 5/11/2007
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LIVINGSTON, WI 5/3/2007
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MILFORD, IL 3/30/2007
CARROLL MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
FORT WAYNE, IN 12/8/2006
SUSQUENITA SCHOOL DISTRICT 2 Performance(s)
DUNCANNON, PA 11/17/2006
BERLIN HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
BERLIN, NH 11/1/2006
THEATER FOR KIDS 1 Performance(s)
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA 7/21/2006
HELEN STAIRS REPERTORY CO 6 Performance(s)
SANFORD, FL 6/16/2006
MALOW JR HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
SHELBY TOWNSHIP, MI 5/31/2006
COLUMBUS SCHOOL FOR GIRLS 2 Performance(s)
COLUMBUS, OH 5/6/2006
GRANDIN COURT BAPTIST CHURCH 1 Performance(s)
ROANOKE, VA 5/5/2006
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ROANOKE, VA 5/5/2006
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MIDDLETOWN, CT 4/20/2006
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MARLETTE, MI 4/6/2006
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TOWACO, NJ 3/24/2006
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ERIE, CO 3/8/2006
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OTTAWA, IL 11/4/2005
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DECATUR, GA 4/15/2005
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SEMINOLE, FL 3/15/2005
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MEMPHIS, TN 2/23/2005
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UNION, MS 2/13/2005
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LA MESA, CA 2/15/2004
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CUMBERLAND, MD 12/15/2003
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ASHLAND, WI 2/7/2003

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