In this variation of the classic fairy tale, two human-sized dwarves, Beryllium and Boron, must help handsome Prince Suave find a bride. The sometimes sharp-tongued, but often wise Mirror helps Beryllium deal with his mischievous brother. Boron is a clever rascal who ends up tricking the mirror and involving the two inept Wong brothers in his schemes. The Prince speaks fluent medieval English which adds to the charm of the play. Now he must choose one of the White sisters for his bride: Snow White, the eldest; Egg White, the brain; Bleached White, the airhead; Black Ann White, the sports fanatic; Lilly White, pure as the driven snow; Pearly White, with a super smile; or Off White, cool and laid back. But whether the sisters choose the prince or the dwarves is another question! Children in the audience will love the characters interacting with them during the play. Simple staging. About 40 minutes.