A pushy mother, a nervous father, a whiny bride, a younger brother too busy eating to ever say a word, and countless other small town characters make this one of the most hilarious weddings you'll ever attend. Gilbert, the young owner of the local grocery store, proposed to Tina right in front of a display of Wheat Wedgies while looking for weevils that the town gossip insists she saw. But pulling Wheat Wedgies off the shelves, which causes Father to lose his job at the bakery, is the least of the problems. As a pregnant bridesmaid goes into labor at the wedding, the gossip accuses the young groom of murdering his father. Another bridesmaid, overly-friendly Alice, admits the man actually died on a "visit" to her house. Other affairs are revealed, new love is ignited, the groomsmen vie for Alice's attention and the minister passes out cold. Will Tina and Gilbert ever get wed?