PLAYWRIGHT BURTON BUMGARNER
TALKS ABOUT "I CAN'T GO OUT THERE!"
Q: WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE THIS PLAY?
A: I wanted to write some brief scenes that show different stages of the stage. Directing a production for theater at any level can be challenging, if not terrifying. Here are four scenes: elementary school, middle school, high school, and community theater. Actors and directors deal with stage fright, fear of kissing, strange auditions, and missing cast members. It could be an anxiety dream if it wasn't so funny.
Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OR LINE IN THE PLAY? WHY?
A: I love the "little jackrabbit" scene, because I actually spoke those very lines in a play when I was in the first grade. I don't remember anything else about the play, except my next door neighbor and chief rival at the time got to be the mean old dog, and I was stuck in the supporting role of a jackrabbit. I had a little stage fright when I saw the audience, and I'm sure I barely spoke above a whisper.
I love the audition scene, especially the rapper who does the soliquy from "Julius Caesar," and the girl who wants to sing "Tomorrow" from "Annie" ... even if it doesn't belong in the play.
Q: WHERE DID THE CHARACTERS COME FROM? ARE THEY BASED ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW?
A: The characters are all relatives of mine. Just kidding. Actually, I have no idea where they came from.
Q: WHAT DID YOU TRY TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS PLAY?
A: I want actors and directors to have an easily staged production that's lots of fun, and I want audiences to laugh till they fall out of their seats.
Q: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE YOU'D LIKE TO ADD?
A: Someone once said "theater is like making sausage ... it ain't pretty, but the results can be pleasing." Actually, I think I said. it. Someone else has probably said it, too. Or something similar. This play is about what happens before the play begins: from audition to curtain. It's frightening as well as funny. In this play it's mostly funny.