Curse of the Bard

Book By: Stephen Murray
Play #: 8286
Pages: 61 pgs
Cast: 8 m, 14 w, extras

The students of Hilltop High are excited! They're going to put on a performance of "Romeo and Juliet." But the drama director, Miss Peggy Donahue, pressed into service by a principal eager to please his superintendent, is horrified. Twenty years before, when she was a student at Hilltop High, she starred in a disastrous musical version of Shakespeare's "Scottish Play," and she believes the curse lingers on. Sure enough, everything that can go wrong does. The set for the balcony scene collapses, the actress playing Juliet breaks her leg in a freak accident, her understudy develops laryngitis, and the semi-deaf costumer arrives with cowboy outfits - she thought the show was called "Rodeo and Lariat." Add a hysterical playwright, a stage mom from hell, and a mysterious cult of techies who pledge allegiance to their favorite "tool," duct tape. (Musical version available, "The Bard Is Back.")

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Productions

REEDS BROOK MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
HAMPDEN, ME 4/2/2018
SIOUX VALLEY SCHOOLS 2 Performance(s)
VOLGA, SD 11/10/2017
SOUTH NEWTON HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
KENTLAND, IN 11/10/2017
MARTIN COUNTY WEST HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
SHERBURN, MN 3/24/2017
HUNDRED HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA CLUB 1 Performance(s)
LITTLETON, WV 5/18/2016
BLAIR OAKS R-II MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
JEFFERSON CITY, MO 2/20/2016
TWIN PEAKS MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
POWAY, CA 1/12/2016
STAGELOFT REPERTORY THEATER 1 Performance(s)
AUBURN, MA 8/7/2015
SOMERSET MIDDLE SCHOOL DRAMA 2 Performance(s)
SOMERSET, WI 2/15/2015
TOLSIA HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
FORT GAY, WV 10/15/2014
BLUE RIDGE JR HIGH 1 Performance(s)
MANSFIELD, IL 10/14/2014
TRI-COUNTY MS HS DRAMA DEPART 2 Performance(s)
WOLCOTT, IN 11/15/2013
MADISON MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
ALBUQUERQUE, NM 5/8/2013
PORT ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL 4 Performance(s)
PORT ANGELES, WA 11/15/2012
CALEDONIA MUMFORD HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CALEDONIA, NY 11/15/2012
WEST VIGO H.S 2 Performance(s)
WEST TERRE HAUTE, IN 11/1/2012
WEST YORK SENIOR HIGH 2 Performance(s)
YORK, PA 10/25/2012
COLBY PRODUCTIONS 2 Performance(s)
SHREWSBURY, MA 11/18/2011
LIBERTY MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
AURORA, CO 10/13/2011
VERNON CENTER M.S. 1 Performance(s)
VERNON, CT 5/6/2011
BROOKS MIDDLE SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
BOLINGBROOK, IL 11/17/2010
REEDS BROOK MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
HAMPDEN, ME 3/25/2010
BRIDGMAN SCHOOLS 1 Performance(s)
BRIDGMAN, MI 3/25/2010
NORTHPOINTE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
GRAND RAPIDS, MI 12/5/2009
MERRILL PRODUCTIONS 1 Performance(s)
MERRILL, WI 11/4/2009
MERRILL AREA PUBLIC SCHOOL 5 Performance(s)
MERRILL, WI 11/4/2009
RIVER VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
MOHAVE VALLEY , AZ 4/14/2009
ATCHISON COUNTY COMMUNITY HS 3 Performance(s)
EFFINGHAM, KS 3/27/2009
SAVANNAH MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
SAVANNAH, MO 3/12/2009
HOLY CROSS CATHOLIC SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
OVERLAND PARK, KS 4/9/2008
HUNTINGTON NORTH HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
HUNTINGTON, IN 1/25/2008
ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
CORONA, CA 5/14/2007
ROCKY MOUNTAIN LUTHERAN HS 2 Performance(s)
NORTHGLENN, CO 5/11/2007
DRYDEN HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
DRYDEN, MI 5/4/2007
DRYDEN HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
DRYDEN, MI 5/3/2007
BREWER HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
SOMERVILLE, AL 4/26/2007
REETHS/PUFFER MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
MUSKEGON, MI 1/10/2007
SIOUX VALLEY SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
VOLGA, SD 11/10/2006
ROWE MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
MILWAUKIE, OR 5/19/2006
CECIL E GRAY MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
GROVELAND, FL 5/6/2006
CALISTOGA JR SR HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
CALISTOGA, CA 4/15/2006
SEYMOUR HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
SEYMOUR, MO 3/31/2006
LIBERTY MIDDLE SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
AURORA, CO 11/15/2005
LCWM HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
LAKE CRYSTAL, MN 11/11/2005
CASTON DRAMA CLUB 1 Performance(s)
FULTON, IN 11/5/2005
WEST CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
FRANCESVILLE, IN 10/13/2005
JEONJU SHAKESPEARE CLUB 1 Performance(s)
CAMERON, MO 9/10/2005
DON JUAN AVILA MIDDLE 2 Performance(s)
ALISO VIEJO, CA 5/22/2005
CALAVERAS HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
SAN ANDREAS, CA 4/28/2005
HERSHEY HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
HERSHEY, PA 4/22/2005
WAYNE COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
WAYNESBORO, TN 4/21/2005
OCALA CHRISTIAN ACADEMY 1 Performance(s)
OCALA, FL 4/15/2005
TAYLOR MIDDLE SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
MILLBRAE, CA 4/15/2005
NEW HAMPTON COMM SCH DIST 2 Performance(s)
NEW HAMPTON, IA 4/14/2005
HARRIS ROAD MIDDLE 1 Performance(s)
CONCORD, NC 3/15/2005
CLARE HIGH SCHOOL 2 Performance(s)
CLARE, MI 3/5/2005
CLARE HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
CLARE, MI 2/25/2005
PERRY CTY CENTRAL HS 4 Performance(s)
HAZARD, KY 2/3/2005
DANIEL BOONE HIGH 2 Performance(s)
BIRDSBORO, PA 12/3/2004
PARIS HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
PARIS, AR 12/2/2004
MARTIN CO WEST HIGH SCHOOL 3 Performance(s)
SHERBURN, MN 11/12/2004
SEDAN HIGH SCHOOL 1 Performance(s)
SEDAN, KS 11/5/2004
SNOWFLAKE USD#5 RECEIVING 3 Performance(s)
SNOWFLAKE, AZ 11/2/2004
DEERCREEK SCH 2 Performance(s)
ARCOLA, MS 4/22/2004

Behind The Scenes

PLAYWRIGHT STEPHEN MURRAY

TALKS ABOUT "THE CURSE OF THE BARD"

 

Q: WHAT INSPIRED YOU TO WRITE THIS PLAY?

 

A: Of all the plays I have written, "The Curse of the Bard" is the closest to my actual experiences as a performing arts educator. It was fun for me to work with familiar subject matter.

 

Q: WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE PART OR LINE IN THE PLAY? WHY?

 

A: My favorite part of is when Coach Butkus enters the stage during the performance of "Romeo and Juliet." I enjoyed writing the scene and imagining what it would be like for someone to suddenly find themselves accidentally onstage in the middle of a play. I especially like it when Patrick, as Romeo, refers to Butkus as "Coachio."

 

Q: WHEN DID YOU START WRITING?

 

A: I started writing songs in high school, mostly to amuse my friends and myself. I began writing plays in 1991 when I was teaching at a small private school in Massachusetts. Our school had very little money and the headmaster was unwilling to provide funds for play royalties. I was encouraged to come up with something myself. So I began writing musical plays for my students.

 

Q: How did you get started as a playwright?

 

A: The school shows were well received by the families of my students. I was encouraged to take my shows out of the school and into the world. A couple of theatre groups in my community started producing my shows. I discovered that the University of New Hampshire was holding a play writing contest for children's plays. My musical, a fable, won first prize in the competition. With the prize and a few productions behind it, I looked for a publisher. With such a popular story, several publishers already had a dramatization in their catalogs. I received many rejection letters. (The kindest rejection letters I have ever received came from Eldridge Publishing.)

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT WRITING PLAYS?

 

A: I like inventing people. Sometimes a character will be someone familiar, sometimes someone very unusual. I especially like coming up with names for them.

 

Q: WHAT IS THE MOST CHALLENGING PART OF THE WRITING PROCESS?

 

A: Finding new ideas is the most challenging thing for me. With so many great writers out there, sometimes all of the fantastic ideas seem to be taken. Sometimes, someone will say to me, "Why don't you write about ____?" I have taken some of those ideas and used them to fuel the creative process.

 

Q: WHAT ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO CONSIDER WHEN WRITING A PLAY?

 

A: I try to consider the needs of the groups that would perform the play. School groups usually need lots of roles so many students can be involved. Also, oftentimes more girls than boys audition, so most of my plays have more female than male roles. I try not to have too many scene changes. Scene changes can be difficult for school theatre groups, and they can really slow down a show.

 

Q: WHERE DO YOUR CHARACTERS COME FROM? ARE THEY BASED ON PEOPLE YOU KNOW?

 

A: "The Curse of the Bard" is a good example of a play where my characters are based on real people. Marge is a combination of all the annoying stage mothers I have known. Some of the student characters are based on my actual students. Other times, the characters are just fun inventions. Some of my favorites are Haggis McGrundy in "Katastrophe Kate," Pandora Spocks in "Pom-Pom Zombies," and Edna Phelps in "The Curse of the Bard."

 

Q: WHAT DO YOU TRY TO ACHIEVE WITH YOUR PLAYS?

 

A: I have three goals with each of my plays and musicals. First, to provide a piece of theatre that is a valuable educational experience for the cast and a vehicle for the creativity of the director. Second, I want the cast to enjoy the characters they are playing and the story they are telling. Third, I think the audience should enjoy the final product, and not just because they are watching their relatives on stage.

 

Q: WHAT ARE YOUR HOBBIES? WHAT DO YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

 

A: "Spare" time is rare time. I spend lots of time with my children. That is time well spent and not "spare" time. When I can, I work in the yard and enjoy building stone walls and doing other landscaping. I am an enthusiastic fan of the New England Patriots and an often disappointed fan of the Boston Red Sox.